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lordjaysus: sallynopants: One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.” get it girl z snap
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sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

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Milky Way over the Italian Alps — Leonardo Orazi
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(Source: roryamy, via kevinmchales)

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the-science-llama:

Reflection and Emission Nebulas
— Rho Ophiuchi Cloud Complex

Credit: Gerald Rhemann // Astrostudio

(via n-a-s-a)

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gamingrules:

TOP 10 GAMING RULES OF ALL TIME (by notes)

  1. Gaming Rule #68
  2. Gaming Rule #64
  3. Gaming Rule #40
  4. Gaming Rule #54
  5. Gaming Rule #27
  6. Gaming Rule #121
  7. Gaming Rule #3
  8. Gaming Rule #70
  9. Gaming Rule #11
  10. Gaming Rule #90

(via autica)

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thefuuuucomics: Best yearbook quote ever
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doctorwho:

“Trouble is, it’s all back-to-front…”

River Song returns in tomorrow’s Doctor Who Series 7 finale, The Name of The Doctor.

(Source: riveralwaysknew, via e-staffs)

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tyleroakley: tomsandconverse: TYYLLLLEERRR On behalf of the Internet, I’m getting to the bottom of this.
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